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In , The Independent published an article which briefly referenced a "sex club called Killing Kittens," a name inspired by the phrase. Kentucky Lawnmower Phrases are sometimes freely abused for humorous purposes, on the assumption that the intended audience however small will recognize the mismatch between the phrase's usual meaning and its "abusage". Thunder's Mouth Press. I think Chuck Norris Facts are more consistently funny except some are repetitious, eg plane items. How 4chan's Army Conquered the Web. Home Questions Tags Users Unanswered.

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For example, in , Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee maintained a screensaver that showed kittens chased by vengeful ninjas, and the cut line, "Every time you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten. Hot Network Questions. Ergwun Ergwun 1, 9 When appearing in the media, the phrase is sometimes varied. How Many More Have to Die. Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms , but it also kills kittens.

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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. It is an idiom for "do not do it, it's generally frown upon and bad behavior". In modern usage, kittens dying seems to be the favourite threatened consequence, i. Or maybe there is some kid out there who strongly believes in a god who runs around killing kittens. Does it mean that something great was achieved, so a sacrifice was made.

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